Bad Depth Perception

I'm afraid of leaving my house without pants on.

internetexplorers:

"mom im bleeding"

“oh sweetie there’s no need to be worried that’s just a sign that you’re becoming a woman”

“thank god, i was really starting to get worried about this axe in my shoulder”

(via lifeis4chumps)

itsstormi:

This morning when I was out and about on campus at four in the morning, this is how everything was. I was knee deep in the snow. It made me so happy. 

itsstormi:

This morning when I was out and about on campus at four in the morning, this is how everything was. I was knee deep in the snow. It made me so happy. 

(Source: furrybluecarrots, via -saur0n)